Monday, November 3, 2008

Cross Crusade #5 - Barton Park

Mud, mud, glorious mud!  Soooo much mud that we were washing off our bikes and ourselves in a giant mud puddle, and getting cleaner!  

I sucked it up more than usual this weekend, but I had a blast, so all is right in the world.  I doing ok until I got to The Hill of Doom, a super steep muddy slope that took out a good number of riders.  Try as I might, I just cant get into this whole crashing thing, so I hopped off my bike and walked it down like the delicate little flower that I am.  Unfortunately, I am not always the brightest little flower and so I attempted to remount right at the base of the hill, right where all the braver riders were careening through.  Thinking I had avoided the perils of the hill,  was startled to be taken out from behind by one of these brave souls.  Getting up, we were both hit; getting up again, we all got knocked down again.  I'm sure it must have been pretty hilarious for the spectators.  We all managed to escape the pileup without injury but I was psyched out enough that I just kinda chilled for the rest of the race.  On the bright side, I have an awesome purple hematoma on my right butt cheek that makes me look like a complete badass!  Too bad I'm the only person who gets to see it.  

After the race, while washing off in the mud puddle, we got into a splash fight with team beer that quickly escalated into all out mud-wrestling.  J. Wilson made sweet video of the race, and if you keep watching 'til 2:00, you can see a clip of our shenanigans.



As usual, awesome pictures can be found at pdxcross.  While anyone can take a photo in black and white to make it all artsy-fartsy looking, these pictures are masterpieces.  Just amazing!  If you haven't checked them out, do it now.  If you have never raced cross, their slideshows will make you sign up.  

PS - Get well K-Man!

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